Curse

Zodiac Meteor · Dec 23, 2009, 03:22 AM // 03:22

With the solo Stygian Farm nerfed I decided to run it, at a hefty price of 25k, which isn't to bad considering it's the most annoyingly long of the elite areas. So we head out.

Noob monk: This is normal mode.
Me: Yeah.
Noob monk: You said hard mode.
*Presses the up key to reload text.*
Me: Running Stygian Veil 25k, bring traps/AoE, 7/8 NM.
Noob Monk: I was kind of hoping for gold items.
Me: I was kind of hoping to do this fast. No weapons are leet skinned here.

About 30 minutes into the run. We are 1/2 done with the 1st quest.

Noob Monk: OMG, you are slow.
Me: It's the biggest area of doa.
Noob Monk: I can run gloom in 20 minutes.
Me: So can I, but this isn't gloom noob.
*Monk runs and pulls big mob, we barely manage to beat it. Luckily we killed the boss in the mob completing the quest.*
Me: WTF noob?! Do you want us to wipe?!
Noob Monk: stfu, you are slow as hell and this is normal mode!
*We run back and grabs the next quest.*
Me: Alright, the boss is over there, everyone pay up. (lie)
*Draws arrows and pings on map. I only accepted the offer from the monk. The rest of the players are trying to trade as the monk walks off.*
Monk: Thank god, It's been almost 40 minutes! Your a slow ass noob.
*Monk runs in, triggers pop and dies. I turn off hero reses.*
Ranger in group: Accept?
Me: Na, veil isn't done. Suck it monk.
Noob Monk: WTF?! Scammer?! I'm going to report you!
Me: Don't worry, I'm still finishing run. We are just going to leech your drops.

I finished Veil in 1 hour and 10 minutes, the poor guy didn't get his green drop from the tendrils or end chest. He stayed dead the rest of Stygian, Karma is a bitch.

Honestly, don't complain how slow a run is if the runner isn't dieing 27/4. As long as monsters that drops 4-5k gemstones are dieing I wouldn't complain that the run is sooo slow. I'll take 5 ecto drops over UW chest an day

Mustache Mayhem · Dec 23, 2009, 03:38 AM // 03:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac Meteor

With the solo Stygian Farm nerfed I decided to run it, at a hefty price of 25k, which isn't to bad considering it's the most annoyingly long of the elite areas. So we head out.

Noob monk: This is normal mode.
Me: Yeah.
Noob monk: You said hard mode.
*Presses the up key to reload text.*
Me: Running Stygian Veil 25k, bring traps/AoE, 7/8 NM.
Noob Monk: I was kind of hoping for gold items.
Me: I was kind of hoping to do this fast. No weapons are leet skinned here.

About 30 minutes into the run. We are 1/2 done with the 1st quest.

Noob Monk: OMG, you are slow.
Me: It's the biggest area of doa.
Noob Monk: I can run gloom in 20 minutes.
Me: So can I, but this isn't gloom noob.
*Monk runs and pulls big mob, we barely manage to beat it. Luckily we killed the boss in the mob completing the quest.*
Me: WTF noob?! Do you want us to wipe?!
Noob Monk: stfu, you are slow as hell and this is normal mode!
*We run back and grabs the next quest.*
Me: Alright, the boss is over there, everyone pay up. (lie)
*Draws arrows and pings on map. I only accepted the offer from the monk. The rest of the players are trying to trade as the monk walks off.*
Monk: Thank god, It's been almost 40 minutes! Your a slow ass noob.
*Monk runs in, triggers pop and dies. I turn off hero reses.*
Ranger in group: Accept?
Me: Na, veil isn't done. Suck it monk.
Noob Monk: WTF?! Scammer?! I'm going to report you!
Me: Don't worry, I'm still finishing run. We are just going to leech your drops.

I finished Veil in 1 hour and 10 minutes, the poor guy didn't get his green drop from the tendrils or end chest. He stayed dead the rest of Stygian, Karma is a bitch.

Honestly, don't complain how slow a run is if the runner isn't dieing 27/4. As long as monsters that drops 4-5k gemstones are dieing I wouldn't complain that the run is sooo slow. I'll take 5 ecto drops over UW chest an day

XD that's funny.. slapped the nuts off the sides of his face!

Phyrehazurd · Dec 23, 2009, 05:35 PM // 17:35

TaggSilar · Dec 23, 2009, 06:48 PM // 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phyrehazurd

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA definitely the funniest thing in this thread imo

Bathal Nasp · Dec 23, 2009, 07:07 PM // 19:07

Red is same person.

Worldbeater · Dec 23, 2009, 09:05 PM // 21:05

In Oola's HM:

Me: Hang on a sec, I want to see how the yeti looks when you drop it.
Me: Nobody pick it up, ok?
1: OK
2: k
~4 ppl move on top of me~
~Golems aggro, party starts to wipe, but they won't move~
1: Dude, I want to see too. Drop it quick!
2: ???
1: What happened?
3: He's ******g with you man
3: bastard :P

I have screen on my home computer; I'll post later. It's just so much better actually seeing it with the party lying dead around me ^_^

.HunTer · Dec 28, 2009, 02:10 AM // 02:10

After I joined [rawr] as cape leecher this game is so much fun now.

Today I lost against a team with 2 necros,1 dervish and 1 mesmer.
Yes,gay hexway,everyone had about 5 hexes and the monk couldn't heal everyone.
a kid /zranked me and left. (They won,but he left)

Then I started another match and I had that kid on my team

-lol...the mesmer kid is here now
Him: -No I'm not.

and he left.

PS: Come on people,I need more /zranks over my corpse! It's so much fun to see whats your zaishen rank
PS²: too bad zaishen rank doesn't show how 1337 you are in PvP,since it's a PvE title.

Bonus pic
Against a QQ team: (everyone on the team QQ'd about something)
So...Random insults makes you feel better than cape leech!

Yes,this guy died and said that "cape leechers sux"
Actualy I don't like cape leechers,too.
But I NEVER insulted people for nothing,I did NOTHING against him to be insulted.

PS: alot of errors because I was typing while fighting,aaaand...because obviously english isn't my main language
PS²: He said "nope" because I asked him to block me or put his stats on DnD

Motoko · Dec 28, 2009, 02:47 AM // 02:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eazy Duz It

Mods: Move this to wherever you feel necessary. Please dont close though.

So I thought this would be a funny thing to see if everyone else has heard some really dumb things over their time playing guildwars because I know I have. Post a screen or just type it in. Whatever works. Here are a few of the funnier things Ive seen.

And another one was the other day, some kid was spamming WTB 500 Ectos Trading Xbox360 for it PM For Details. So Jokingly I said Ill trade. He says "Shipping Address?" I responded with "First off my phone number is 1800SCAM" and he once again said "Shipping address? Ill send it via Fedex" I laughed, then he for some reason said. You think Im poor? So I had to say yeah, you obviously are poor if you are buying ectos. Then he goes on to tell me "Your the fake lithium, you wanna be r12, lithium hearts is the real one." So I was just laughing because according to this guy HA rank and time you are able to create a ratio and his ratio went something like this." Rank 12 Hero > 4 Years Playing Guildwars. Now that is an impressive title but lets be honest. He ended up going on DND. I wonder why

.

So... I just saw this thread...and I get to respond 6 months later.

Yeah that's me pal. Or I used to monk under that name... Too bad I haven't gone by that name in about... 2 years... maybe 3.

You can have the name though ^_^

Yelling @ Cats · Dec 28, 2009, 03:10 AM // 03:10

Was doing some random mission in Prophecies on my assassin, back when I was taking him through the game. I decide..."the hell with it, it's a fairly easy mission, may as well jump on this PuG". I send an invite, they accept, all is well.

Before the mission starts, a Mesmer (of all classes), profusely claims that "Assassins suck, kick him". Few moments later, I'm without a party. So I chuckle to myself a little bit, grab henches, and start the mission.

When I was in the final stretch of it, I send the leader of that party a whisper asking how his group is doing. He responds with something along the lines of "The memser went afk, then we wiped". Lots of lulz ensued for me.

animal fighter · Dec 28, 2009, 03:13 AM // 03:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by .HunTer

After I joined [rawr] as cape leecher this game is so much fun now.

Today I lost against a team with 2 necros,1 dervish and 1 mesmer.
Yes,gay hexway,everyone had about 5 hexes and the monk couldn't heal everyone.
a kid /zranked me and left. (They won,but he left)

Then I started another match and I had that kid on my team

-lol...the mesmer kid is here now
Him: -No I'm not.

and he left.

PS: Come on people,I need more /zranks over my corpse! It's so much fun to see whats your zaishen rank
PS²: too bad zaishen rank doesn't show how 1337 you are in PvP,since it's a PvE title.

Bonus pic
Against a QQ team: (everyone on the team QQ'd about something)
So...Random insults makes you feel better than cape leech!

Yes,this guy died and said that "cape leechers sux"
Actualy I don't like cape leechers,too.
But I NEVER insulted people for nothing,I did NOTHING against him to be insulted.

PS: alot of errors because I was typing while fighting,aaaand...because obviously english isn't my main language
PS²: He said "nope" because I asked him to block me or put his stats on DnD

can u tell me how to be as good and funny as u

.HunTer · Dec 28, 2009, 03:33 AM // 03:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by animal fighter

can u tell me how to be as good and funny as u

It wasn't meant to be funny.
Its stupid,as the topic says.

Right ?

JimmyNeutron · Dec 28, 2009, 05:11 AM // 05:11

Another stupid thing someone said to me today in Lion Arch:

Person: Hi blah blah blah blah or Hi, would you like to join my guild?
Me: Who are you?
Person: blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Do I know you?
Person: No, just asking if blah blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Who are you again? and How do I know you?
Person: you don't lol ^^
Me: Than WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?
Me: If I don't know you, than there is a reason why I don't know you or want to get to know you. I'm antisocial and unless you're some f*en hot chick in real life that puts out and gets out, than we can talk. Otherwise, I don't want to know you.

I love making them feel stupid for talking to me and changing the topic to Who the F are you?

[DE] · Dec 28, 2009, 05:45 AM // 05:45

Scrolling through my screens today and remember some of the stuff all the honorable RA kids used to say.

i.e. [kiting is no fair] and [not to run when barely ahead on killcount after the other team wipes (and I quote "Be a f_cking man and fight")]

AngelWJedi · Dec 28, 2009, 03:18 PM // 15:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyNeutron

Another stupid thing someone said to me today in Lion Arch:

Person: Hi blah blah blah blah or Hi, would you like to join my guild?
Me: Who are you?
Person: blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Do I know you?
Person: No, just asking if blah blah blah blah my guild?
Me: Who are you again? and How do I know you?
Person: you don't lol ^^
Me: Than WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?!?!?
Me: If I don't know you, than there is a reason why I don't know you or want to get to know you. I'm antisocial and unless you're some f*en hot chick in real life that puts out and gets out, than we can talk. Otherwise, I don't want to know you.

I love making them feel stupid for talking to me and changing the topic to Who the F are you?

LOLS! now this is funny and reminded me of something. my male friend was playing his female ranger and he had queen in this name so this male war though he was a rl female. so he was doing all this let me whorship you crap. hehe

so before leaving he milked the war for nice items before putting him ignore and logging.

JimmyNeutron · Dec 28, 2009, 05:14 PM // 17:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngelWJedi

LOLS! now this is funny and reminded me of something. my male friend was playing his female ranger and he had queen in this name so this male war though he was a rl female. so he was doing all this let me whorship you crap. hehe

so before leaving he milked the war for nice items before putting him ignore and logging.

Yeap. Why do every guy think a female char means it's a female player? Yes, I know guys are that horny, but this is a fantasy ROLE PLAYING game and a female char, 99%, of the time, does not mean it's a female person in real life thats hot and sexy w/ a perfect bodies like most of the character girls in GW.

I'm starring at my screen for 8hrs a day and I rather not be starring at a male char, if you know what I mean. LOL

I rather be starring at some GW's chicks w/ nice you know what

Does that mean I'm a guy in rl? No, but who really knows? Even I don't know. LOL!!!!!

Maybe I'm bike-curious (credits to South Park) or lesbian.

Braxton619 · Dec 29, 2009, 07:36 AM // 07:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyNeutron

BUT, you do care because if you didn't care, you wouldn't bother PMing him to make fun of him.

Never say never.

Also, so what you're in the biggest ePENIS guild in Guild Wars. GZ on becoming a member....it's really hard to get in....they only recruit people w/ big ePENIS..or so I heard.

Actually its a great guild, fun atmosphere and friendly members. I am also an officer of SOUL. Probably best guild I ever been in. Our alliance owns Cavalon too.

animal fighter · Dec 29, 2009, 07:41 PM // 19:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by .HunTer

It wasn't meant to be funny.
Its stupid,as the topic says.

Right ?

well if the thread says stupid u could have just posted a pic of ur avatar

Mustache Mayhem · Dec 29, 2009, 08:30 PM // 20:30

I had a guy spam /kneel under my yeti.. then this guy with a searing tonic came running up and his face went right into my loin cloth- almost bit my cox off

Arachnephobia · Dec 30, 2009, 10:08 AM // 10:08

This happened a while ago, when I was on my ritualist helping a friend of mine with his last Survivor character, and we were about to do Ruins of Morah. We also had his guildmate in the group and the guildmate's friend, along with our alliance leader..

I have my protective and healer monk in the group along with General morgahn.

(I don't remember his name, but we'll call him douche) Douche: "Drop your heroes, plz. I'm going to run it"

Survivor Friend: "Uh.. I don't want to run it, I want to do the mission."

Douche: "Drop your heroes plz."

--Surivorfriend's loses connection--

(We wonder what happened, and wait in the outpost.. Minutes pass.. She doesn't come back.)

Douche: "Drop your heroes I'm going to run it"

Me and SurvivorFriend: "We're not wanting to run it and we're not going to drop our heroes."

(B.S. goes on for a few minutes until we just kick him and add our heroes to take the place of the douchebag).

-

I almost forgot about what happened as we were doing the quest to get the Siege Wurm skill. The douche (he's a monk) was in the wurm and kept running off into groups, as the rest of us plow our way through. He decides to run into groups, so we would have to save his ass so many times, it was ridiculous.

This is why I don't group with Pugs, because no one knows what they're doing. I group with friends because we know what and how it works. We work together, not separately.

T1Cybernetic · Dec 31, 2009, 11:11 PM // 23:11

Just pulled this off #guildwarsguru IRC log a few moments ago, Removed the names

but you know who you are...

Quote:

22:49 xxxxxxx • hello?
22:49 xxxxxxx • i need a GM please
22:49 @yyyyyyy • whats it worth to ya
22:49 @yyyyyyy • ummm, well that's a problem then. GM's don't really exist in Guild Wars.
22:49 @yyyyyyy • But how 'bout you just tell us the problem anyway and we'll see what we can do to help

22:50 xxxxxxx • Well, i trusted someone to use my EL tonic and then give it back but then he runs off with it :'(
22:50 @yyyyyyy • live and learn.
22:50 @yyyyyyy • sorry
22:50 @yyyyyyy • not much can be done
22:51 @yyyyyyy • If it's any comfort, I think that probably the majority of MMO players have been scammed at some point.
22:51 xxxxxxx • :'(
22:51 @yyyyyyy • if you havent you're pretty sheltered
22:51 xxxxxxx • i scraped and saved for 3 weeks
22:51 @yyyyyyy • I know, it hurts.
22:51 @yyyyyyy • You can vent your rage in here though.
22:51 @yyyyyyy • NCSoft support won't do anything to help.
22:53 yyyyyyy • yawn
22:55 • xxxxxxx [[email protected]] has quit IRC
22:58 @yyyyyyy • !users
23:01 +yyyyyyy • dumb ass
23:01 +yyyyyyy • who trusts people